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  The world's worst frog jokes!  


Q. Who is smarter, a chicken or a frog?
A. A frog of course.
Q. How do you know?
A. Well, I've never heard of Kentucky Fried Frog!

Q. What room do frogs hang their coats in?
A. A croak-room.

Q. What did the bull frog say to the pole vaulter?
A. Hoppit!

Q. What's a Frog's favorite dinner?
A. Toad in the hole!

Q. Where do ill frogs go?
A. The hopspital!

Q. What do swearing frogs say?
A. Oh, bull frog!


Q. How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One frog and 37 light bulbs - slippery fingers, ya know!

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says,

"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

"I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(it's a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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